Rapper 50 Cent “lovingly caresses” an iPod as “three scantily clad women lovingly caress him” in the first 30 seconds of his new “P.I.M.P.” music video. “The rapper and the women are dressed all in white, a perfect match for the sleek white design of the iPod, which has exactly as many close-ups as 50 Cent does in the video’s opening scenes,” reports the New York Times. “Whether it’s a paid endorsement or not is beside the point. The iPod looks like it belongs in the video.”